Big Hair. Big World.

Big mistake AKA Big douche #2

2010-04-09T18:00:00.000-07:00

Ditto.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/03/26/entertainment/main6335529.shtml

Big mistake AKA Big douche #1

2010-04-09T17:43:00.000-07:00

There are so many things that are big about this. And the big, long list of big sluts involved points to one big commonality - that Tiger isn't just a big deal on course. He's a big deal intercourse, too.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/galleries/photos_the_tiger_woods_cheating_scandal_/photos_the_tiger_woods_cheating_scandal_.html

Big Curly Ponytail at 2am!

2009-09-02T12:10:00.000-07:00

Special props to Bighair.Bigworld follower (and sister-in-law) Lori who spotted this large corkscrew do the Boxcar tavern at roughly 2am Saturday night.

Big hair runs rampant in Smalltown, Ohio! Woot woot!

Big Bad Aye Aye

2009-08-12T11:53:00.000-07:00

So, I can't stop laughing at this thing. It's called an Aye-Aye, and it's currently an endangered species. Endangered mostly because many in its native Madagascar view the animal as an evil omen and kill them on the spot.

Uh, hell yeah?!

This is one scary little misfit of an animal. And, it's perfectly at home here on this blog because the 12 or so hairs it has are freaking standing straight up! Kinda like yours would be if this shrieking midget nightmare came running at you outta nowhere. Can you even imagine?? Seriously.

I love animals. But I would not hesitate to stomp this thing. Make Aye-Aye go Bye-Bye. Then I would promptly run home and burn my shoes. Man!

Photo courtesy of New York Daily News.

Big Cat + Big Hair = Big Fun

2009-08-06T10:43:00.001-07:00

This cat is bigger than both of my children. And he has bigger hair than his owner. Both reasons for which he is totally worthy of featuring here.

Big Difference Between Dirty Hair and Just Being Dirty

2009-08-04T08:56:00.000-07:00

Dirty hair always works best when everything else is clean. Clean body. Clean mind. Clean mouth. So, to be clear, Courtney Love is the POLAR OPPOSITE of what I mean by looking good with dirty hair. She is 100% dirty. Even when her hair is freshly washed. Look at her hands for crying out loud! It looks like she washed them in cheeto dust! Sick!

Other Big Ideas for Dirty Hair

2009-08-04T08:52:00.000-07:00

So not everyone thinks their hair looks good dirty. Maybe you're more of a greaser by design? Well, there are ways you can dry out and big up that dirty hair without having to wash it. And this article offers some very useful tips. Check it out!

http://www.ehow.com/how_2063551_make-dirty-hair-look-clean.html

Dirty Hair is the Best for Big

2009-08-04T08:45:00.000-07:00

So it was totally rainy this morning. And rain makes me not want to wash my hair. Luckily, dirty hair makes for the best big ponytail. All that gunk of the world is the best styling accessory for big hair. Check out this awesome tail on cutie Carrie Underwood. Guarantee that hair is at least 2 days dirty. Love it.

Big Example of Bumpit Use

2009-08-03T10:57:00.000-07:00

So while I find her to be completely wack, Amy Winehouse clearly knows how to use a Bumpit. So look closely and take notes. There may even be more than one in there.

I could also post this under "Big Train Wreck," "Big Deal You're Still Hideous Even With Makeup," or "Big Misuse of Eyeliner."

Big Hair Gone Bad

2009-08-03T10:52:00.000-07:00

Really? Big hair doesn't have to be a big mess.

Big Whoop

2009-08-03T10:46:00.000-07:00

Pic courtesy of people.com.

Big Ticket Haircut

2009-08-03T06:03:00.001-07:00

So sometimes, when my bank account balance isn't as BIG as I'd like it to be, rather than getting the full highlight and cut treatment by my stylist, Jenny,

http://www.matchstylist.com/tenants/about_me/6693, I choose EITHER the highlight OR the cut and save the other service for another time. You know, cause spending $100 at a time can sometimes be a BIG pain in the butt.

Clearly, not everyone has this issue. Like BIG name peeps who get their hair cut at Orlo Salon in New York. This dude, Orlando Pita, charges a BIG $800 for a trim. $800! And that doesn't even include a highlight! And who knows if it includes the nice little head massage you get at some salons. If not, I would be ticked! But money isn't an issue for BIG spenders like Madonna, Naomi, and Gywneth. Picture courtesy of Forbes.com.

Big Amy Could Eat Herman

2009-07-31T13:13:00.000-07:00

Um, so this is Amy. The bunny. The woman is Annette. And while Herman is big. Amy is BIGGER. And she's married. Yep, she's a big bunny bride. And 100 people came to the wedding. Of two giant bunnies. Big news in Worcester. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-544353/Ear-weighing-whopping-stone-meet-worlds-biggest-bunny.html

Go Big or Get a Bumpit

2009-07-31T12:26:00.000-07:00

I'm sooooo mad at myself for not coming up with this. On the rare occasions when someone did want me to help them "big up" their hair, this never even occurred to me. And that sucks. BUT NOW, thanks to someone else's big brain genius, big hair is possible for everyone. And there's no shame in it. Those who can't tease, bump. Available here: http://www.bighappiehair.com/

Another Kind of Big Hare

2009-07-31T11:57:00.000-07:00

This is Herman! He is huge! He's a German Giant, and according to this article, he may just be the biggest bunny in the world. He even takes freaking vitamin supplements! That's what I call cute in a BIG WAY. I want to squeeze him. Though he looks like he could eat me.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_4670000/newsid_4676900/4676904.stm

Hilary Likes it Big

2009-07-31T11:46:00.000-07:00

This is like my dream hair. For real. But without the bird. Birds scare me. I worry they will want to peck my eyes out.

Scarlett Likes it Big

2009-07-31T11:44:00.001-07:00

Boo-ya! Bun-style. Awesome. But still don't get her and Ryan Reynolds as a couple.

Big Hair is Back

2009-07-31T11:39:00.000-07:00

It's no longer a thing of the 80s. Big hair is back in style in a big way. Thank God because I was starting to feel like an outcast. Check out the mile-high mane on this chic chick.

Big Love for Aqua Net

2009-07-31T11:34:00.001-07:00

I am sorry, but there is just no better hairspray available than this stuff. It's awesome. And it's cheap. And it's also handy around the house for cleaning appliances, removing tar from the bottom of your shoes, hanging pictures, and as air freshener.

I Like it Big

2009-07-31T11:03:00.000-07:00

It's not that I wake up in the morning and think, "Let's see how big I can make my hair today." And it's not that I'm a believer in the principle of "the bigger the hair, the closer to God." My hair isn't naturally curly, so it's not like I can't get it small if I want to. I guess it's that I just don't want to.

My affair with big hair actually started in the chubbier days of my youth. I thought it made my face look thinner to have bigger hair. But pictures from the past, hairdressers, friends, strangers, and my husband have repeatedly told me otherwise. Still, now, it's an unbreakable habit. Even when I make it poker straight with a flat iron, it just wants to have some "oomph." And like an addict, I can't resist giving into that itch. That painful need to "big it up." So, I just give in and go with it. I'll be featured on Intervention soon, I'm sure.

This is one of my favorite, recent big hairstyles. For my friend, Erica's bachelorette party. Despite the humidity, it stayed pretty big all night. With thanks, of course, to Aqua Net, the hairspray of Big Hair Champions everywhere.