Big Curly Ponytail at 2am!

Special props to Bighair.Bigworld follower (and sister-in-law) Lori who spotted this large corkscrew do the Boxcar tavern at roughly 2am Saturday night.

Big hair runs rampant in Smalltown, Ohio! Woot woot!

Big Bad Aye Aye

So, I can't stop laughing at this thing. It's called an Aye-Aye, and it's currently an endangered species. Endangered mostly because many in its native Madagascar view the animal as an evil omen and kill them on the spot.

Uh, hell yeah?!

This is one scary little misfit of an animal. And, it's perfectly at home here on this blog because the 12 or so hairs it has are freaking standing straight up! Kinda like yours would be if this shrieking midget nightmare came running at you outta nowhere. Can you even imagine?? Seriously.

I love animals. But I would not hesitate to stomp this thing. Make Aye-Aye go Bye-Bye. Then I would promptly run home and burn my shoes. Man!

Photo courtesy of New York Daily News.

Big Cat + Big Hair = Big Fun

This cat is bigger than both of my children. And he has bigger hair than his owner. Both reasons for which he is totally worthy of featuring here.

Big Difference Between Dirty Hair and Just Being Dirty

Dirty hair always works best when everything else is clean. Clean body. Clean mind. Clean mouth. So, to be clear, Courtney Love is the POLAR OPPOSITE of what I mean by looking good with dirty hair. She is 100% dirty. Even when her hair is freshly washed. Look at her hands for crying out loud! It looks like she washed them in cheeto dust! Sick!

Other Big Ideas for Dirty Hair

So not everyone thinks their hair looks good dirty. Maybe you're more of a greaser by design? Well, there are ways you can dry out and big up that dirty hair without having to wash it. And this article offers some very useful tips. Check it out!

http://www.ehow.com/how_2063551_make-dirty-hair-look-clean.html

Dirty Hair is the Best for Big

So it was totally rainy this morning. And rain makes me not want to wash my hair. Luckily, dirty hair makes for the best big ponytail. All that gunk of the world is the best styling accessory for big hair. Check out this awesome tail on cutie Carrie Underwood. Guarantee that hair is at least 2 days dirty. Love it.

Big Example of Bumpit Use

So while I find her to be completely wack, Amy Winehouse clearly knows how to use a Bumpit. So look closely and take notes. There may even be more than one in there.

I could also post this under "Big Train Wreck," "Big Deal You're Still Hideous Even With Makeup," or "Big Misuse of Eyeliner."